LALALAL

1. Come up with an evil plot to take over the world, only to be foiled and then angrily shout, "We would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

2. Fill a car with jelly

3. teach you how to speak my made up language i have not yet invented so kno one knows what we are talking about except us

4. cover a chair in 100 layers of bubble wrap and try to sit our way down to popping every layer

5. convince our group we woke up gay one day and are getting married

6. walk up to strangers with an eye patch and telling them that sea is rising and to go get ready

7. attack edith with our scissors army and claim we thought it was just an overgrown tree on his head

8. conduct a sock puppet show during a sleepover when everyone is asleep and using the sleeping poeples bodies as props so they can walk over mountains... if they dare to wake up we shall have our socks inches from there face so they freak

9. Join an archery club, learn how to use a bow and arrow, then declare war on those annoying birds who shit all over my car every morning and then hunt them down, cook them, and hand out free shit-bird-cabob's to the children we pick up in our white van.

10. find a place that has deer... in hunting season. catch the deer and write "bambi's mum" on there side with that stuff you use to paint your hair colours for things like NWPS carnival day.

11. sew someone up in a snuggue

12. buy itching powder. as one of us is busy distracting, the other sprays peoples butts with it without them realising

13. dress up like Superheroes. you can be holdogerella while i am your awesome sidekick who's name i havent yet come up with. we bow down to the fearless leader- some random statue we find

14. Embark on an expedition to find the reclusive species known only as 'the Smurffs'

15. win some kind of MTV award or something for our awesome performances

16. Dack kevin rudd just so he can be on TV for a minute or so- get him back in the limelight

17. Film a leaf blowing down a street and take it to a film festivals and win loads of awards while the stuck-up people rave about our creativity

18. have 2 shamwows each (on for each hand) and press them to the ground while claiming to be preventing the sea fro rising- this would be good at the same place number 6 took place, only the day before.... 6 is what happens after 18 fails

19. host a easter egg hunt on christmas day

20. take a lawnmower with us when we go for a walk, we will be doing a service and its like the next step up to th escissors army... WE NOW ATTACK GRASS

21. prive that things can die using only a rolled up news paper and stern voice. TAKE THAT BUGS

ooh add the carbox box car through a drive through as numbe 22.

23. when people ask where we have been we will tell them we have been off negotiating a peace treaty with th leader of the duck army

Scanning the Internet

When you aren't sleeping, it leaves room to explore. This blog is dedicated to bits and pieces I have read on the internet while passing time that for one reason or another I felt like noting.


Everyone has visions of one kind or another. Mystics have religious visions, drug takers have hallucinatory visions, and artists have creative visions. At night our sleeping minds crank out visions that seem to come from no where

Wowza

Well that blog was filled with cheery thoughts wasn't it? That was an anti-world night.

Term almost over- what a relief. Can relax a huge amount more... also catch up on homework or re-learn hard stuff without having to worry about more homework. Plan is to get EVERYTHING out of the way so its a clean slate for term 2. English will be the longest thing. 5 weeks left to do five 600 words or less things and 6 image responces. Yuck! Oh well, I can focus on it during the holidays.

Also I want to go down to Busselton for a day or two, may be just me and mum. Then go spend time with gran (and do my childcare assignment) and have a brief timeout from Perth.

Music kids go to tasmania in week 2 of holidays, so I need to catch up with some of them before they go. And then theres easter, some seeing more people. Although in second week, us girlies not in Tazzy will do some stuff.

I want to knock out homework as fast as I can though too, because I actually want a rest from writing and working.

Sounds like a busy 2 week holiday.

Then I can go thorugh and delete a gazzillion facebook photos and maybe do the big job of sorting out my ipod/itunes which hasnt been one for about 6 months so it will be a big job updating- atleast several hours. Sounds like thats too long, but it honestly does take that long.

School life is fairly boring an uneventful. CD is driving me crazy, he doesnt get the hint. Idiot. I've spoken to JP alot lately... well more than normal. He's been pretty good actually. Sure he can be annoying, but he can also be fun. Been busting out a few jam sessions with NW at lunch and recess- has kept me amused. I think all of the nerd camp drinking stuff has blown over now- that was a fun camp. Epic blindfolded rockclimbing, and won theatre sports LOL.

Ok now I'm all updated, and getting unfitter by the day... that's all I wanted to do. Keep up to scratch.

Sing to Me, About the End of the World.

I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I hate this year. I HATE THIS YEAR.

This last month is full of fucking drama. I hate getting invlolved with this stuff, and I'm feel like I have been drowned in it. I want brand new faces. I need brand new faces. The old ones are pissing me off. They are all so self centred, rude, brutal, dumb or god damn plain annoying. I feel disconnected to the ones closest to me and I feel like I'm running on my own. I'm my own fucking person, I do things how I want most of the time. I'm sick of trying to be nice. Sometimes I want my own space. Not some person in my face telling me boring lame shit.

I just want sleep. I want all my homework to be magically done, yet learn all the stuff, and understand what I'm doing. I am sick of having to question thing to do with school, esspecially: Why on earth am I doing these subjects? and, What is it I want to do? Is it worth doing all this crap? I do 3 hours of homework a night and I feel constantly behind. I'm doing good in the simple tasks but my tests and what not havent been something to beam about. I want to be able to get 80%'s. Sure I've passed, but I don't feel satisifed with my marks.

I want it to be how it used to be. Hardly any drama.

I need to go out an exercise, but it is so hard to make time for. I barely walk now since the bag is to heavy or running late or it's to hot or whatever else. Need to stay fit, but not only that, get rid of extra energy and exercise out my annoyances. Last week or so I have had zero appetite. Sure, I'm eating and I get hungry but I have no taste for food. It's just there. I kind of feel like I've had some kind of illness coming for several weeks but it just won't hit. Yesterday lunch was the first time in awhile that I've felt truly happy and normal.

No I don't think this is due to being in upper school. It's due to general gayness. Over it. Bye.

Time to Get Serious

Month into year 11. I know, I know. I haven't blogged. To be honest i haven't made time for it or I haven't been in the mood too. This may probably be short and sweet because once again i'm not in the mood to blog but i felt i was due to.

Homework has been a bitch. Have had so much it's not even funny. I can't imagine how I would cope with 4 TEE, this last week and a half has been almost stressful. Today was a crap day for me work wise. Now I've taken time out and then look back over my homework I don't think it will take me ages, but it piles up and up and you start thinking, 'Fuck!' When I finish school I will kiss several objects including the floor. It will be a miracle. Done some tests. Average marks: English 55%, Math 73%, Chem 74?% the recent ones i can think of off the top of my head. Pass's but really, a low pass, however i still am getting over the class average. Have to re-do essay and so far what i have of my draft is higher that a 55% so im proud of that. Inclass I dont do as well since I feel so pressured and I'm a slow writer. Toughen up princess, get used to it.

I'd like to acheive higher so i guess thats my goal. 80's would be a nice mark to be sitting on.

People. Sick of people at the moment. Some more than others. JW is giving me the shits, he goes retarded. On the holidays he was nice, and I mean, at one stage I went to his house, now hes the worlds biggest jerk. Maybe he has a multiple personality disorder. Tard. It's become almost like a trend to couple up, which means out group is ditched as RG, NS and MJ ditch our area for there girlfriends, JW has been sitting with another group so the other guys follow. Our area has been rather dead. I feel like they've all gotten ruder lately. Aren't they meant to get more mature as they grow older? appears to be the other way around. CD is annoying me too. He has a girlfriend and all he does is annoy me. Annoy her. Don't tell me sex jokes or poke me. You annoy me, go away. I think the good guys at the moment are really AW, SS, NW, JD (although his pimp slapping is gay, hes not a ditcher) and JF. AW has always been a floater between groups but he still sees up and JF floats a bit but I feel like I talk to him more this year.

Haven't really noticed KB, so don't really know how she's been. Other girls are fine. HG still continues to suprise me. She's very opinionative and some of the stuff she says always seems to amaze me.

Saw Alice in Wonderland, 3D, last night with her. My go we have been waiting for that movie to come out for like... a year! Futter-wacking is my new favorite dance. I wish i could do it. LEGEND movie.

Want to go to the beach on Sunday. Don't think ny of my group will be going but I need an outing. Change of scenery. Escape homework. May go to shops a bit too tomorrow as little sister needs to be dropped off to her mates party at the movies. Want to have all my homework done tomoorow.

Fairly good blog considering I wan't planning to say much.

HAPPY 3210

Doesnt happen for another 11 years.
3rd of Feburary 2010
3/2/1/0
consecutive numbers backwards!

Will next occur 4th March 2021= 4/3/21.

I'm ashamed less people have noticed this day.

What I Wish To Do Before I Die

Everybody wants to do things before they die. You hear people say "That's going on my list of things to do before I die" or  "That's one thing crossed off my list of things to do before I die" but how many poeple actually have a list? Just Wondering.
Therefore I am starting MY list for me to achieve:

1. Go to the Virgin Islands.
2. Go to Texas.
3. Go to Hell, Michigan.
4. Go through the Drive-Thru in a car made from a Cardboard Box.
5. Get kicked out of Walmart.
6. Re-enact as much Harry Potter as possible on the Fourth Plinth of Trafalgar Square with different voices and costumes.
7. To be continued later....